Hewlett Packard launches new H.P. Lovecraft phone that's 'forged of flesh'

Ciencia Y Tecnologia has the scoop on a new phone from Hewlett Packard called the HP Lovecraft that goes beyond 3G to connect you via a dimension beyond time and space. According to a Google translation of the site:

HP Lovecraft is the name of your new Hewlett Packard, which are being heard rumors for a while and will appear in the U.S. market in April. The company's CEO, Léo Apotheker presented the terminal to the media at a conference yesterday. "And now I will guide your fragile young minds along the dangerous precipice of the latest technology," said the presentation started, just before you start using arcane and unintelligible language, older than the existence of man.

After some fainting and musty odor that reminded those present that he had awakened a sleeping long abominable horror, the CEO turned to English. He acknowledged, however, found it difficult to explain "all the damn things" that hides the limited terminal to use a language of human origin. However, the price of the device, $500, could be understood perfectly. "Think that most of our programmers and engineers have been crazy to build it. We think a fair price", he said. 

The design of the phone, Euclidean-has not been applauded in particular by "cold and inexorable mirror-polished surface, black as the blackest night" that makes up the keyboard and back of the terminal. Functionally, Apotheker referred to "functions that are not meant to be understood by man" and therefore did not stop them, but hoped that the papyrus "forged of flesh" with the phone is enough to bring out "the most basic rituals."

Does the operating system? Depending on the brand, can only say that "goes beyond what human reason can comprehend," said Apotheker. "And no, we mean Windows Mobile", stated the CEO of jokes. "No, seriously, do not know what dark things can be done. Use it carefully. If it bleeds, it is better off."

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