Granted it's open to interpretation, but this YouTube video offers you at least one way to pronounce a personal favorite phrase of mine, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." It's not easy to say out loud, but you didn't think it would be, did you?
I'm sure playing this video over and over won't actually summon Cthulhu himself, so don't worry about clicking. Much.
If you can't wrap your insignificant human head around how to say the dreaded phrase even after watching the video, you can just use this rough translation: "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
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