Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Carved Cthulhu meerschaum pipe lets you smoke insanity

If smoking isn't good for you, then smoking out of a meerschaum pipe carved with the likeness of Cthulhu probably really isn't good for you. On the other hand, it is stylish, and if you're going to do something not good for you, why not go all the way and help to summon an Eldritch being of cosmic horror while you're at it?

Surgeon General's Warning: Summoning Cthulhu may cause lung cancer, night gaunts, fhtagn, and the end of the world. May also impair breathing and sanity.

(via Ectoplasmosis!)

1 comment:

  1. Summoning Cthulhu may cause ... fhtagn...

    So, it keeps Cthulhu sleeping? Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

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