In H.P. Lovecraft's story "The Whisperer in the Darkness" there's a line that reads: "It is more than two years now since I last ran off that blasphemous waxen cylinder; but at this moment, and at all other moments, I can still hear that feeble, fiendish buzzing as it reached me for the first time...."
Now you can buy your own blasphemous waxen cylinder pictured above in the form of a brilliant prop kit from Yog-Sothoth. It comes with:
•Wax cylinder with a mysterious & chilling recording (2 minutes, 5 seconds).It does not, however, come with a wax cylinder player, so you're on your own there. You can buy the prop kit vai Innsmouth House.
•A 30 page copy of Albert Wilmarth's manuscript describing the events in Vermont (H.P. Lovecraft's "The Whisperer in Darkness").
•Two large (faux) contemporary photographs taken by Henry Akeley.
•A guide on how to handle your cylinder recording.
•A signed, sealed and numbered certificate of ownership.
(thanks for the tip Colin!)