Jason McKittrick, the guy behind the Chocolate Cthulhus, is now making Chocolate Cthulhu Bars. This. Is. Beyond. Genius. He says:
An eldritch treat worthy of the Great Old One himself. Measuring in at a Cyclopean foot wide this chocolate bar will inspire madness in all who dare to consume it! Available in milk chocolate, dark chocolate and green chocolate. Custom requests are also welcome. Please specify when ordering.You can order them here. Each bar costs $20.